(Source: mrgolightly)

dietkiller:

Coffee Ice Cream on Warm Doughnut

(via wallacewellsbian)

Summer Affirmations from Gillian Jacobs

(Source: bstinsons, via jetgirl78)

(Source: tessandlexy)

(Source: agonizei, via hhoyland)

"Not being assaulted is not a privilege to be earned through the judicious application of personal safety strategies. A woman should be able to walk down the street at 4 in the morning in nothing but her socks, blind drunk, without being assaulted, and I, for one, am not going to do anything to imply that she is in any way responsible for her own assault if she fails to Adequately Protect Herself. Men aren’t helpless dick-driven maniacs who can’t help raping a vulnerable woman. It disrespects EVERYONE."

squishyeeyore:

Banshee: WWEEEAAAARRRRRRAAAHHHGGGGGHHHH!

Shepard: Nopenopenopenopenope.

Liara and Garrus: Shepard, where are you going?

Shepard: NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE.

(via pumpkinlub)

mikeheartu:

What my local EB Games does when they receive a used game with no cover

(via agentbering)

  • god: hey baby
  • god: did it hurt
  • god: when you fell from heaven?
  • satan: you're a fucking dick